Wasted Brain Waste

25th May 2009...that was the date of my last entry. seriously. WTF? where has all the brain waste gone? where have all those explicit material, senstive issues, political concerns, blood and gore, violence, disgust, emotional rants, gut wrenching, heart warming, thought provoking and awe inspiring stories gone? well, my personal theory on the existence of blogs is true.

Blogging is for losers who ain't got no life so they run to the only thing they can complain to and won't talk/shout/bark/bite back...THE COMPUTER!! (although I must say some blogs are always interesting. to yiny yiny, don't ever stop blogging. I should get some kind of benefit for frequenting ur blog. hmph. ehehe) It can be observed that I blogged wonderfully (ehem, or so I like to think so) when I was lonely, single, and boring. Back then, my brain was constantly filled with tons and oodles of brain waste everyday, I just had to unload to avoid suffering mental shit overload. I reminisce all those times I let my mind run free and my fingers glide accross the keyboard as I did for my brain what Indah Water does for our water. Ahhh. I still occasionally check my blog (and I'm probably the only person who still views this pathetic excuse of self expression) to read through the wonders of what use to be Iylia's Brain Waste. ah....alas....what a waste.

According to the computer, it states that its been seven months since I last updated my poor poor miniscule space on the world wide web. Personally, it feels so much longer than that. The truth is, I am still filled with Brain Waste every day, every hour, every minute, eh wait...not exactly every minute....cos every minute sex is on my mind..haha. joking. but seriously. anyways, despite still being filled with mind shit, I've been rather occupied, or better to say I have found other means to express myself, which are actually less pathetic in a way.

My excuse for neglecting my once so-very-important-to-my-life blog is being in a relationship.

Yes. Some might argue that being in a relationship would generate more inspiration to blog, but not in my case. For me, being in a relationship makes me less of a public person and more of a private person. So my once don't-give-a-f**k-what-others-think public attitude has been on holiday for a very long time now and in its place is the give-a-f**k-what-she-thinks private attitude. haha.

So...Your Honour, we find the defendant, Iylia Kamal, charged with negligence and ignorance towards an artificial lifeform, namely, Iylia's Brain Waste.......

GUILTY as CHARGED.

Judge Blog will hereby sentence Iylia Kamal to 123456789 gajillion, tramillion, shamillion, hours of blog service. Your sentence begins....err.....as soon as don't-give-a-f**k-what-others-think public Iylia returns.

My most sincere apologies to all my faithful readers (or in the worst case...reader). I promise, Iylia's Brain Waste will live again....eventually.....hopefully....maybe.....(Iylia takes a tissue and wipes a metaphoric tear).